Opinions for Week 14

Opinionated people are stupid. Open-minded, opinionated people are smart. Christian churches are opinionated. Universalist churches are open-minded; Coffee is for the weak and old. So is Florida; Eminem sings what we all think and cowers to no one. "No offense, but fuck you."; If creationism is real, then God is not perfect; 5 shots of whiskey a day keeps the doctor at bay, but a glass of red wine keeps the doctor astray without pay; If suicide is selfish, is eating a Whopper too?; If cops are our friends, why are my friends afraid of them? Friends shouldn't scare friends; Hitting the brake pedal when you see a police car isn't repentance.