RECAPTURING the RAPTURE
by Alex
It's that time of the year,
it's rapture time!
Popo screaming for the anticrime!
Out come the thieves,
the cads, and the slime.
Lootin' TVs
lookin' very prime.
The "saved" sold their homes
and quit their careers.
For God, they follow,
to Heaven, He'll steer
Some ate too much
upon their "last day",
saying, "I'll be
dead soon anyway."
Some ditched their classes,
or "threw" an exam.
Who needs good grades,
who gives a damn?
But what do you know?
The rapture's a faux.
All still remains,
and He's a no-show.
So what to do now
you're broke and/or fat.
I've got a site
you need to go STAT!
It's not time to hurt,
It's time to stand proud,
Get a sweet shirt,
And scream this out loud!
I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE!
(Click the link above for pure radical raptureness!)
The rapture has once again come and gone, but you can keep the day of mythology (at it's worst) with you everywhere you go by buying one of the hysterical shirts from I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE! And just because you didn't make it to heaven doesn't mean you can't still try by helping out a wonderful cause. A portion of the proceeds goes towards the construction of a Shade Sail Structure at Sunshine Acres Orphanage to keep the kiddies cool during the hot summers in Arizona!
Or if you prefer to simply donate to the orphanage, just go to The Sunshine Acres Orphanage site . You can help the good people of Sunshine Acres improve the well-being of their community by allowing them to provide a loving home for at-risk youth!
So it's not the end of the world but keep the rapture jokes going and prove you're a SURVIVOR and not A ZOMBIE! GET A SHIRT!!!
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